I know that one too well living with a chef!

ok where to start....

he grinds his teeth in his sleep, he takes forever to get ready to go out (much longer than me even if he showers first), he regularly forgets I take sugar in my tea (even after 7 years), he can't drive (even though his best friend is a driving instructor he's still not even had a lesson), he leaves the kitchen like a bomb's hit it, why on earth he has to use every pot, pan, knife, fork and spoon to cook one meal I don't know....

But I love him to bits