Hello all.

*steals Bexy's voddy bottle and downs it in one gulp*

*burp*

*tosses bottle away*

How are all of my trophy wives doin?

I've been fine & dandy. Well....... just fine, actually. I'm not very dandy. At least I don't feel dandy. I haven't aquired an apreciation for the color pink...... so it seems dandy is right out. Unless, of course, we're talking about my internal organs....in which case I'd hazard a guess and say that my organs are indeed pink (at least on a good day), so in keeping with my mode of thought here, then my organs are dandy..... with a touch of fine thrown in. However, I've had a vicious battle with Broncitis the past two weeks. I'd imagine my lungs are more red than pink. Since red isn't generally associated with dandy and pink is....... then I suppose the correct way to state it is I'm fine and my internal organs are dandy.... with the exception of my lungs which are two rebellious red bastards at the moment. Yeah..... thats sounds about right.

Does all that seem too Brokeback? Gods, I hope not.........