Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: "Johnny, when I
was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some
moment it would freeze and stay like that."
Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."
*****
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.
A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
*****
A boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his mother for days. Finally she talked her reluctant father into taking the boy to see some animals.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great", the son said.
"What was your favorite part?" she asked.
The boy answered, "when one of the horses came home at 30 to 1!"
Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."
*****
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.
A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
*****
A boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his mother for days. Finally she talked her reluctant father into taking the boy to see some animals.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great", the son said.
"What was your favorite part?" she asked.
The boy answered, "when one of the horses came home at 30 to 1!"


